"If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting……" — Jeff Foxworthy

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• One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy… — Daniel Handler
• When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the… — Sam Ewing
• My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50… — Jared Leto
• Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in… — Masaharu Morimoto
• I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. — Aziz Ansari
• I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes. — Kristanna Loken
• I could see the road ahead of me. I was poor and I was going to stay poor. But I… — Charles Bukowski
• The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant. — Thom Yorke
• I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. — Clarence Thomas
• The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center,… — Pat Buchanan
• How unhappy are you that your dishwasher has replaced washing dishes by hand, your washing machine has displaced washing clothes… — Hal Varian
• A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef. — Fernand Point

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