Your Wife Quotes

299 Your Wife quotes by 219 unique authors

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams
What does it mean to love someone with all your heart? It means to love with all your emotional feelings and with all your devotion.… — Ezra Taft Benson
You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife. — Tony Blair
If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I… — Gisele Bundchen
If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and she's… — Michael Caine
You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you… — O. Henry
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station. — Fred Allen
Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife. — Jaromir Jagr
Your marriage goes to a whole new level. You not only fall in love with your wife in a new way, but you're forced to… — Hugh Jackman
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. — Damon Hill
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. — Milton Berle
Success is how you collect your minutes. You spend millions of minutes to reach one triumph, one moment, then you spend maybe a thousand minutes… — Norman Lear
Christian, let God's distinguishing love to you be a motive to you to fear Him greatly. He has put His fear in your heart, and… — John Bunyan
However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you. — John Buchanan Robinson
One should think in terms of whether one is loving or not. The question of the object of love does not arise. With your wife,… — Rajneesh
Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife. — John N. Mitchell
If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! — Winston Churchill
Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming. Often,… — Barack Obama
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special… — Raul Julia
Anger is active sadness; sadness is inactive anger. They are not two things. Watch your own behaviour. When do you find yourself sad? You find… — Rajneesh
There will come a day, I promise you, when the thought of your son, or daughter, or your wife or your husband, brings a smile… — Joe Biden
As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's… — Maurice Gibb
I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be… — Luis Guzman
I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I… — Scott Steiner
If there is no order in your relationship with your wife, with your husband, with your children, with your neighbour - whether that neighbour is… — Jiddu Krishnamurti

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