Your Wife Quotes
299 Your Wife quotes by 219 unique authors
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
— Joey Adams
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What does it mean to love someone with all your heart? It means to love with all your emotional feelings and with all your devotion.…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.
— Tony Blair
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If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I…
— Gisele Bundchen
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If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and she's…
— Michael Caine
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You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you…
— O. Henry
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Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
— Fred Allen
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Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife.
— Jaromir Jagr
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Your marriage goes to a whole new level. You not only fall in love with your wife in a new way, but you're forced to…
— Hugh Jackman
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Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
— Damon Hill
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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
— Milton Berle
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Success is how you collect your minutes. You spend millions of minutes to reach one triumph, one moment, then you spend maybe a thousand minutes…
— Norman Lear
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Christian, let God's distinguishing love to you be a motive to you to fear Him greatly. He has put His fear in your heart, and…
— John Bunyan
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However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you.
— John Buchanan Robinson
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One should think in terms of whether one is loving or not. The question of the object of love does not arise. With your wife,…
— Rajneesh
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Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife.
— John N. Mitchell
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If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
— Winston Churchill
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Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming. Often,…
— Barack Obama
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special…
— Raul Julia
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Anger is active sadness; sadness is inactive anger. They are not two things. Watch your own behaviour. When do you find yourself sad? You find…
— Rajneesh
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There will come a day, I promise you, when the thought of your son, or daughter, or your wife or your husband, brings a smile…
— Joe Biden
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As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's…
— Maurice Gibb
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I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be…
— Luis Guzman
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I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I…
— Scott Steiner
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If there is no order in your relationship with your wife, with your husband, with your children, with your neighbour - whether that neighbour is…
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
Who Wrote These Your Wife Quotes
219 authors contributed a total of 299 Your Wife Quotes, led by these top contributors: