Best Your Wife Sayings
299 Your Wife quotes by 219 unique authors
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Men, your primary responsibility in your home, after your wife, is you to disciple your own children. And if you don't do it, you're in…
— Paul Washer
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You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team.
— Eric Cantona
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In order for romance to deepen, you must touch the heart and mind of your wife before you touch her body.
— C. J. Mahaney
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White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and…
— Jesse Helms
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If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?
— Chris Martin
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Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife.
— John D. Voelker
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If you're shipwrecked on an island with 10 million dollars and your wife has gold and diamonds, but there's no water, no arable land, no…
— Jacque Fresco
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Seat assignment didn't matter if you're flying Dallas to Houston and you did it 38 times a day. People just got on, you didn't sit…
— David Neeleman
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Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If you can't start the day fresh, get rid of your wife.
— Mario Puzo
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In claiming that prohibition, not the drugs themselves, is the problem, Nadelmann and many others - even policemen - have said that "the war on…
— Theodore Dalrymple
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...it is important to understand, not intellectually but actually in your daily life, how you have built images about your wife, your husband, your neighbor,…
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
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Marital faithfulness involves more than just sexual fidelity. Being faithful to your wife also means defending her and affirming her beauty, intelligence, and integrity at…
— Myles Munroe
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For some people, history is simply what your wife looks good standing in front of. It’s what’s cast in bronze, or framed in sepia tones,…
— Elizabeth McCracken
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If anyone has it rough at Guantanamo, it is the guards. They are constantly harassed and threatened by some of these terrorists. Prisoners tell guards,…
— Robin Hayes
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I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But…
— Lasse Hallstrom
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Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.
— Unknown Author
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Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with…
— Unknown Author
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When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.
— Unknown Author
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If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out.…
— Abraham Maslow
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Then just live in coexistence. Live the way all poor husbands are living. Show to the world that your wife is so surrendered to you...who…
— Rajneesh
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The word relationship is beautiful. The original meaning of the root from which the word to relate comes is exactly the same as to respond.…
— Rajneesh
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Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll…
— Lenny Bruce
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Is there anyone to whom you entrust a greater number of serious matters than your wife? And is there anyone with whom you have fewer…
— Socrates
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If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee,
— Nancy Astor
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The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex…
— Zakir Naik
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