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299 Your Wife quotes by 219 unique authors

Men, your primary responsibility in your home, after your wife, is you to disciple your own children. And if you don't do it, you're in… — Paul Washer
You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team. — Eric Cantona
In order for romance to deepen, you must touch the heart and mind of your wife before you touch her body. — C. J. Mahaney
White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and… — Jesse Helms
If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean? — Chris Martin
Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife. — John D. Voelker
If you're shipwrecked on an island with 10 million dollars and your wife has gold and diamonds, but there's no water, no arable land, no… — Jacque Fresco
Seat assignment didn't matter if you're flying Dallas to Houston and you did it 38 times a day. People just got on, you didn't sit… — David Neeleman
Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If you can't start the day fresh, get rid of your wife. — Mario Puzo
In claiming that prohibition, not the drugs themselves, is the problem, Nadelmann and many others - even policemen - have said that "the war on… — Theodore Dalrymple
...it is important to understand, not intellectually but actually in your daily life, how you have built images about your wife, your husband, your neighbor,… — Jiddu Krishnamurti
Marital faithfulness involves more than just sexual fidelity. Being faithful to your wife also means defending her and affirming her beauty, intelligence, and integrity at… — Myles Munroe
For some people, history is simply what your wife looks good standing in front of. It’s what’s cast in bronze, or framed in sepia tones,… — Elizabeth McCracken
If anyone has it rough at Guantanamo, it is the guards. They are constantly harassed and threatened by some of these terrorists. Prisoners tell guards,… — Robin Hayes
I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But… — Lasse Hallstrom
Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to. — Unknown Author
Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with… — Unknown Author
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Unknown Author
If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out.… — Abraham Maslow
Then just live in coexistence. Live the way all poor husbands are living. Show to the world that your wife is so surrendered to you...who… — Rajneesh
The word relationship is beautiful. The original meaning of the root from which the word to relate comes is exactly the same as to respond.… — Rajneesh
Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll… — Lenny Bruce
Is there anyone to whom you entrust a greater number of serious matters than your wife? And is there anyone with whom you have fewer… — Socrates
If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee, — Nancy Astor
The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex… — Zakir Naik

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