Famous Your Wife Sayings
299 Your Wife quotes by 219 unique authors
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If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
— Ritu Ghatourey
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You can make build a house but only your wife can make it a home.
— Mak_786
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A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.
— Nikhil Saluja
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A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;
— Nikhil Saluja
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PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Trust is the most important part of a realtionship. You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife.
— Zhat*
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You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home.
— Nikhil Saluja
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A boy asked a old man how long you'll love your wife?? the old man dropped a water into the river until you find this
— Leanne
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A boss while trying to piss off an employee, So! I hear you got a small dick?! Smart employee: Does your wife tell you everything!
— Nikhil Saluja
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Never strike your wife, even with a flower.
— Nikhil Saluja
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An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Make her your girl, treat her like your last and make her your wife and keep away the past
— Alex Garcia
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I remember that we had wonderful life cuz you have made me to feel like I am your wife.. sometimes I just wished you could…
— Bina Lamichhane
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For happily married life, You must cheat on your wife.
— Nikhil Saluja
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When your wife says glass is half empty, don't ever pour philosophy of half empty is half full, just fill her glass full. Simple.
— Adhir Amadavadi
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Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While…
— Babloo
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Never criticize your wife directly. If she looks fat in the new dress, say 'honey you have got this dress one size smaller'.
— Adhir Amadavadi
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