Best Your Wife Words
299 Your Wife quotes by 219 unique authors
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People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week…
— Mark Consuelos
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It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your wife…
— Will Allison
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On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public.
— Fatboy Slim
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I think when you marry up like I did and Mitt Romney did, your wife says a lot about who you are and I think…
— Sean Duffy
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It's better when you have your wife with you, more fun.
— Evan Dando
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You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to…
— Mike Epps
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May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in…
— Unknown Author
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I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.
— Jimmy Soul
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Before you went to work this morning in the city, did you spend some time with your family? Did you kiss your wife and tell…
— Mac Davis
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get…
— Jimmy Soul
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Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best.…
— Jon Heder
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Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing.
— Noel Gallagher
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If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage.
— Buzz Bissinger
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That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change.
— Donald Trump
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You people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your…
— Gordon Strachan
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How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?
— Rafael Benitez
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Suppose you found your brother in bed with your wife, and put a javelin through both of them. You would be justified, and they would…
— Brigham Young
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I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second…
— Gary Player
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When you get up in the morning, before you suffer yourselves to eat one mouthful of food, call your wife and children together, bow down…
— Brigham Young
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It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.
— Heston Blumenthal
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You can show your daughter by the way you love and honor your wife that she should never settle for less.
— Elaine S. Dalton
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Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are you…
— Will Ferrell
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You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
— Benjamin Franklin
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Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
— Barry Goldwater
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
— Sacha Guitry
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