Best Your Wife Lines
299 Your Wife quotes by 219 unique authors
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Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is…
— Epictetus
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When you're with your wife, you don't say I love you to your wife every day but the ways you look at her and your…
— Michel Hazanavicius
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Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first.
— Hulk Hogan
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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
— Kin Hubbard
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Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.
— Hugh Jackman
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If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape…
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach…
— Bobby Knight
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I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you sleep with your…
— Philip Larkin
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You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you…
— Kevin O'Leary
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
— David Ogilvy
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The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.
— Sean Penn
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I loved watching classics such as 'Casablanca' and goofball comedies such as 'How To Murder Your Wife' on WGN-TV.
— Richard Roeper
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Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
— Jean Rostand
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Happiness does not come from football awards. It's terrible to correlate happiness with football. Happiness comes from a good job, being able to feed your…
— Barry Sanders
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I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain…
— Bruce Springsteen
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You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your…
— Robert Louis Stevenson
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If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I…
— Tim Tebow
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You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
— Mike Tyson
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If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.
— Zig Ziglar
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The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your…
— Scott Adams
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If you lose touch with nature you lose touch with humanity. If there's no relationship with nature then you become a killer; then you kill…
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
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I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without.
— James E. Faust
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When you live with a woman you learn something every day. So far I have learned that long hair will clog up the shower drain…
— Audrey Niffenegger
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If the whole world is evil, then the tragedy that befell you is justified," she went on. "That would make it easier for you to…
— Paulo Coelho
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