"Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man……" — Babloo

"Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. Whats this little pocket thing here on the side for? Oh, thats to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when youve jogged too far."

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