Middle Aged Quotes

137 quotes by 130 authors

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107. — Martha Beck
Youth is the period in which a man can be hopeless. The end of every episode is the end of the world. But the power… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old. — John Ciardi
It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live? — Mignon McLaughlin
It is one of the consolations of middle aged reformers that the good that they inculcate must live after them if it is to live… — Hector Hugh Munro
A middle-aged cat will often play as unreservedly as a kitten, though he knows perfectly well it is only a game. — William Lyon Phelps
The young man taught all he knew and more; The middle-aged man taught all he knew; The old man taught all that his students could… — Arnold Ross
Revenge of the Middle-Aged Woman. — Martha Stewart
Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. — Hervey Allen
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged. — Steven Morrissey
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every… — Dave Barry
I suppose middle-aged love is interesting for middle-aged people. — Phyllis Logan
Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them. — Bob Hoskins
I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men. — Bob Hoskins
I'm just a loud-mouthed middle-aged colored lady with a fused spine and three feet of intestines missing and a lot of people think I'm crazy.… — Florynce Kennedy
I never want to lose the story-loving child within me, or the adolescent, or the young woman, or the middle-aged one, because all together they… — Madeleine L'Engle
Its avowed purpose is to excite sexual desire, which, I should have thought, is unnecessary in the case of the young, inconvenient in the case… — Malcolm Muggeridge
My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed… — Craig Ferguson
I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys… — Pat Sajak
The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm. — P.J. O'Rourke

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