"My mother was tickled and I think kind……" — Craig Ferguson
"My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it."
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…
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President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it…
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