Middle Aged Quotes

137 quotes by 126 authors

The problem in this case was you can't be a middle-aged virgin in America without something being wrong with you. People can't conceive of a… — Chuck Palahniuk
A middle-aged woman who looked like someone's cleaning lady, a shrieking adolescent lunatic and a talkshow host with an orange face... It didn't add up.… — Nick Hornby
As we grow older we become more conscious of the complexity, incoherence, and unreasonableness of human beings; this indeed is the only excuse that offers… — W. Somerset Maugham
Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people. . . . Fennel . . . smelling of changes to… — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
If she had been left alone she would have gone on, in her own way, enjoying herself thoroughly, until people found one day that she… — Doris Lessing
There is a thing called knowledge of the world, which people do not have until they are middle-aged. It is something which cannot be taught… — T.H. White
There's nothing wild about me. I'm a solid middle-aged man." "Except that once a month you turn into a wolf and go tearing around slaughtering… — Cassandra Clare
If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a… — James Patterson
Flea-Market vendors are frozen mid-haggle. Middle-aged women are frozen in the middle of their lives. The gavels of frozen judges are frozen between guilt and… — Jonathan Safran Foer
After a childhood of hungering to be an adult, my hunger had passed. Unexpected fates had begun to catch my notice. These middle-aged women seemed… — Lorrie Moore
He looked like those paintings of baby angels - what do you call them, hubbubs? No cherubs. That's it. He looked like a cherub who'd… — Rick Riordan
Democracy is the menopause of Western society, the Grand Climacteric of the body social. Fascism is its middle-aged lust. — Jean Baudrillard
There were days - she could remember this - when Henry would hold her hand as they walked home, middle-aged people, in their prime. Had… — Elizabeth Strout
After a while the middle-aged person who lives in her head begins to talk to her soul, the kid. — Anne Lamott
You make your own kinds of mistakes, and Iâ€™m sure youâ€™ll have your share of regrets in life. But commitment was never your problem, sweetie.… — Stephenie Meyer
Children have a lesson adults should learn, to not be ashamed of failing, but to get up and try again. Most of us adults are… — Malcolm X
I'm not trying to be a middle aged centerfold, I just want to look at myself naked and not be disgusted. — Terry McMillan
And Grace calls out, 'You are not just a disillusioned old man who may die soon, a middle-aged woman stuck in a job and desperately… — Brennan Manning
...and motioned me toward a spot next to a middle-aged Moroi in a very formal and very designer black suit. The suit screamed, I'm sorry… — Richelle Mead
He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take… — Rachel Caine

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