"I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named……" — Pat Sajak
"I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese."
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