Pat Sajak Quotes
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Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.
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There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!
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I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants
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I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together. Imagine being part…
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That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one
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Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user
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I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys…
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Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it
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There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing…
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If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged…
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One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.
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Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends,
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There is a reason the Democrats have had only two Presidents since 1968 and have managed to lose control of both houses of Congress in…
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I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.
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The most important political task facing the out-of-power party - the Democrats for now - is creating a villain to run against. It's certainly easier…
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Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than…
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It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for…
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If I went in to pitch this show to a network, I would be laughed out of the room.
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