"Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In……" — Lenny Bruce

Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old… - Lenny Bruce
"Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do..."

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