Old Lady Quotes

132 quotes by 124 authors

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. — Brigitte Bardot
I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits. — Christina Aguilera
When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound… — George S. Patton
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. — Lenny Bruce
King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say. — Virginia Woolf
A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights. — Chuck Palahniuk
I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs. — Mick Jagger
I no longer gave a sick dog's drop for the wisdom, the reliability and the authority of the public's literary mind, those creeps and old… — Norman Mailer
Book reviewers are little old ladies of both sexes. — John O'Hara
The old lady told me that all the girls in the village of Annezin prayed every night for the War to end, and for the… — Robert Graves
The novel can't compete with cars, the movies, television, and liquor. A guy who's had a good feed and tanked up on good wine gives… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Appreciating old wine is like making love to a very old lady. It is possible. It can even be enjoyable. But it requires a bit… — Andre Tchelistcheff
What a dignity it gives an old lady, that balance at the bankers! How tenderly we look at her faults if she is a relative;… — William Makepeace Thackeray
They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids. — Tina Turner
Three quarters of the American population literally believe in religious miracles. The numbers who believe in the devil, in resurrection, in God doing this and… — Noam Chomsky
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok
Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma — Eric Stonestreet
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. — Roddy Piper
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. — Noel Fielding
The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn it some day — Alison Krauss

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