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132 Old Lady quotes by 121 unique authors

I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ I fight for the things I believe in,… — Che Guevara
I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art… — Claes Oldenburg
Despite being what would now be called a deprived child in a one parent family, I did not grow up with an urge to smash… — Eva Hart
If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen. — Maude Royden
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if… — Jack Handey
To marry a woman with any success a man must have a total experience of her, he must come to see her and accept her… — Unknown Author
I like people-watching and getting inspiration from the unique people who dont follow any fashion tides. From 12-year-olds who have full freedom, to 86-year-old ladies… — Rila Fukushima
The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin pocket books from old ladies — Big L
Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll… — Lenny Bruce
I'm going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won't live to be 21. I'm never going to be old. I don't ever… — Unknown Author
There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness. — Tina Howe
Nature is an old lady with few friends these days, and those who wish to make use of her charms, she rewards passionately. — Tim Krabbe
Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No… — Louis C. K.
I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one! — Tyne Daly
You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund — Ben Elton
I don’t like to badmouth people. But I’m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I’m apparently more modern than… — Queen Elizabeth II
Bad writing is more than a matter of (expletive deleted) syntax and faulty observation; bad writing usually arises from a stubborn refusal to tell stories… — Stephen King
"I'm not going anywhere," she told me that night. But until we are old ladies-a cypress age, a Sawtooth age-I will continue to link arms… — Karen Russell
I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ... — Che Guevara
The mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but… — Julie Kagawa
The writer's only responsibility is to his art...If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the 'Ode on a Grecian Urn'… — William Faulkner
If I go up to Harlem or down to Sixth Street, and I'm not dressed up or I'm not wearing my jewelry, then the people… — Brooke Astor
Riposte of "that old lady in the anecdote who was accused by her nieces of being illogical," Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish! How can I… — E. M. Forster
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out! — Andrew Dice Clay
Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair.… — Jennifer Coolidge

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