Best Old Lady Sayings

132 Old Lady quotes by 121 unique authors

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady. — Guy de Maupassant
... a gaggle of old ladies is glued to the window at the end of the hall like children or jailbirds. They're spidery and frail,… — Sara Gruen
Women are usually only interesting to studio executives when they are fecund, between the ages of 15 and 30. I decided to get through the… — Tyne Daly
Every time you see someone sticking up a 7-Eleven, the kid's wearing a hoodie. Every time you see a mugging on a surveillance camera or… — Geraldo Rivera
I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real… — Mike Tyson
I guess it's like trying to put through the flat tax, which is probably my favorite one of all.... if we did pass it, all… — Clint Eastwood
I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn't had plastic surgery, so somebody's gotta play the old-lady parts! — Jane Elliott
I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady. — Victoria Moran
I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it. — Sinead O'Connor
If I were God, I would just be up there scratching my head, thinking, 'What the hell am I supposed to do with this?' For… — Michael Shannon
At times of extreme intensity, the kundalini can become active. Suddenly a 70-year old lady, who can't lift a bag of prunes, will lift an… — Frederick Lenz
While some who downplay Christ's divinity have imagined Jesus as a great social worker 'being kind to old ladies, small dogs and little children,' orthodox… — N. T. Wright
Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures… — Jane Jacobs
When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr. Olympia, that's saying something. That means I've been able to cross lines as far as… — Lee Haney
I learned to drive when I was 35. I'm driving like an old lady and very close to the wheel. I don't take many risks,… — Michel Gondry
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again. — Warren Zevon
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John
I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone. — Big Pun
Stick to the classics, and you can't ever go wrong. I see old ladies on the street who have fabulous style and realize it's because… — Alexa Chung
The value of the things is not in themselves autonomously, but that God made them, and thus they deserve to be treated with high respect.… — Francis Schaeffer
My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with… — Emily Carr
Sit around the bars, talked to people, ate in the restaurants, and chatted with the old ladies on the street. Fishermen are pretty much that… — Donna Leon
When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have my pick of the young men. They'll be like, 'She's Miss Mary Jane!' The young boys… — Kirsten Dunst
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you… — Tina Fey
I won't quit to become someone's old lady. — Janis Joplin

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