Best Old Lady Sayings
132 Old Lady quotes by 121 unique authors
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History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.
— Guy de Maupassant
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... a gaggle of old ladies is glued to the window at the end of the hall like children or jailbirds. They're spidery and frail,…
— Sara Gruen
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Women are usually only interesting to studio executives when they are fecund, between the ages of 15 and 30. I decided to get through the…
— Tyne Daly
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Every time you see someone sticking up a 7-Eleven, the kid's wearing a hoodie. Every time you see a mugging on a surveillance camera or…
— Geraldo Rivera
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I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real…
— Mike Tyson
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I guess it's like trying to put through the flat tax, which is probably my favorite one of all.... if we did pass it, all…
— Clint Eastwood
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I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn't had plastic surgery, so somebody's gotta play the old-lady parts!
— Jane Elliott
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I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady.
— Victoria Moran
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I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.
— Sinead O'Connor
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If I were God, I would just be up there scratching my head, thinking, 'What the hell am I supposed to do with this?' For…
— Michael Shannon
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At times of extreme intensity, the kundalini can become active. Suddenly a 70-year old lady, who can't lift a bag of prunes, will lift an…
— Frederick Lenz
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While some who downplay Christ's divinity have imagined Jesus as a great social worker 'being kind to old ladies, small dogs and little children,' orthodox…
— N. T. Wright
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Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures…
— Jane Jacobs
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When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr. Olympia, that's saying something. That means I've been able to cross lines as far as…
— Lee Haney
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I learned to drive when I was 35. I'm driving like an old lady and very close to the wheel. I don't take many risks,…
— Michel Gondry
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Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again.
— Warren Zevon
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My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.
— Elton John
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I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone.
— Big Pun
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Stick to the classics, and you can't ever go wrong. I see old ladies on the street who have fabulous style and realize it's because…
— Alexa Chung
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The value of the things is not in themselves autonomously, but that God made them, and thus they deserve to be treated with high respect.…
— Francis Schaeffer
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My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with…
— Emily Carr
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Sit around the bars, talked to people, ate in the restaurants, and chatted with the old ladies on the street. Fishermen are pretty much that…
— Donna Leon
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When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have my pick of the young men. They'll be like, 'She's Miss Mary Jane!' The young boys…
— Kirsten Dunst
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you…
— Tina Fey
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I won't quit to become someone's old lady.
— Janis Joplin
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