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132 Old Lady quotes by 121 unique authors

I've been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for Christmas. It's very… — Queen Latifah
A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art. — Louis Nizer
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color. — Amy Sedaris
I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful. — Danielle Steel
Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. — Mark Twain
I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady. — Florence Welch
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down. — Frank Zappa
A virgin a whole virgin is judged made and so between curves and outlines and real seasons and more out glasses and a perfectly unprecedented… — Gertrude Stein
Before I go," he said, and paused -- "I may kiss her?" It was remembered afterwards that when he bent down and touched her face… — Charles Dickens
Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met. — William Faulkner
Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood… — Rick Riordan
...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see… — Flannery O'Connor
At the small table, sitting very upright, was one of the ugliest old ladies he had ever seen. It was an ugliness of distinction -… — Agatha Christie
I don't think he was knowable. I mean, when most people talk about knowing somebody a lot or a little, they're talking about the secrets… — Kurt Vonnegut
Just remember, sometimes people will put you ahead of themselves. It does happen. (Leta) Yeah, the whole world is just rainbows and puppies. Boy Scouts… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community' by redecorating the homes of… — Terry Pratchett
How lovely." The old lady sighed. "An office romance. I always wanted an office romance. Of course I never really had a job, which made… — Susan Mallery
The writer's only responsibility is to his art. He will be completely ruthless if he is a good one. He has a dream. It anguishes… — William Faulkner
No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if you are going… — Nick Harkaway
Downstairs in the lounge, by the third pillar from the left, there sits an old lady with a sweet, placid, spinsterish face and a mind… — Agatha Christie
She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out in the middle… — Rachel Caine
But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet. — Deb Caletti
What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in… — Jennifer Crusie
Self-confidence is not the same thing as ego. This is not to say that the two don’t (frequently) dance hand in hand down the street,… — Maggie Stiefvater
I once received a letter from an old lady in California who informed me that when the tired reader comes home at night, he wishes… — Flannery O'Connor

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