"What i'm trying to tell you," Min said,……" — Jennifer Crusie
"What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf." "thats going to work out well for me," Cal said. "because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch."
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81 Quotes by Jennifer Crusie
Jennifer Crusie has 81 quotes on this site.
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Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly…
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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Gwen Goodnight
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I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.
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You have to open up to the world and learn optimism...Contentment with the past, happiness with the present, and hope…
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Zach had brought her a dog.
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It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our…
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I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily…
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He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.…
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Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.
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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
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If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.
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More Cal Quotes
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Heroism breaks its heart, and idealism its back, on the intransigence of the credulous and the mediocre, manipulated by the…
— Christopher Hitchens
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There is, however, a strong empirical reason why we should cultivate thoughts that can never be proved. It is that…
— Carl Jung
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They can shout down the head of the physics department at Cal Tech.
— James Stockdale
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In addition, California spends nearly $1 billion a year in Medi-Cal services for an average of 780,000 illegal immigrants a…
— Elton Gallegly
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Whether your name is (Lou) Gehrig or (Cal) Ripken, (Joe) DiMaggio or (Jackie) Robinson, or that of some youngster who…
— Cal Ripken, Jr.
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The truth is, no one wants to face the fact that there was a huge double standard in baseball, and…
— Jose Canseco
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For quite some time, I have wanted to live on the central coast of California and get more involved at…
— Peter Oppenheimer
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Marrying Cal, the scion of a family whose wealth dated to the Industrial Revolution and had multiplied through every turn…
— Amy Waldman
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There was nothing to keep him (Cal Ripken, Jr.) from being a star in the Major Leagues. That was inevitable.
— Earl Weaver
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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring…
— Ron White
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Because we are no different from any animal, any insect or germule. We are not special, Cal. You, me, we…
— Brian Williams
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I went to a school in N.Y. that is conceptual and interdisciplinary and modeled after Cal Arts. It is not…
— Thomas McDonell
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