Horny Quotes

115 quotes by 102 authors

As a horn player, the greatest compliment one can get is when a person comes to you and says, 'I heard this saxophone on the… — Clarence Clemons
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. — Herb Alpert
A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond — Pete Edochie
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. — Johnny Bench
Love is what still goes on when you're not horny. — Robert A. Heinlein
And blessed are the horny hands of toil. — James Russell Lowell
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be. — Colleen McCullough
No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him. There is always work, and tools to work with, for those… — James Russell Lowell
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. — Tucker Max
When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though. — Penelope Spheeris
Mine is the horny hand of toil. — John Singer Sargent
Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back. — Propertius
Spin Me Round was number one all over the world, everywhere. It changed the face of pop music, no question. We took technology further than… — Pete Waterman
The only very rugged part of the route is in crossing the Big Horn mountain, which is about 30 miles wide. — William Henry Ashley
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years… — Jerry Lawler
I had the Big Horn river explored from Wind River mountain to my place of embarkation. — William Henry Ashley
But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn. — Sonny Rollins
We had an old Victrola with the old bulldog they used to have there. The horn would come out. — Jay McShann
Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes. It was one of the two or three times in my life that… — Trevor Horn
I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some guys beat me up and… — Ornette Coleman

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