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I learned, too, how it was possible with the help of the picture and action to transform an apparently insignificant violin passage into an incident,… — Anton Seidl
When you have 13 horns, and one is soloing, you have 12 people to play the richest, fullest chord you could ever imagine behind that… — Carla Bley
It's only been a couple of times in my life that I've really locked horns with actors. It did not hurt the films, it just… — Richard Donner
The horns came riding in like the rainbow masts of silver ships. — Peter S. Beagle
Talk of the devil, and his horns appear. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
My solution to the problem would be to tell the North Vietnamese Communists frankly that they've got to drawn in their horns and stop their… — Curtis LeMay
Semi-automatic s have only two purposes. One is so owners can take them to the shooting range once in a while, yell yeehaw, and get… — Stephen King
No man is born into the world whose work Is not born with him. There is always work, And tools to work withal, for those… — James Russell Lowell
Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that… — Jules Feiffer
Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny. — Al Neuharth
There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny. — Jean Genet
You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny. — Paula Cole
I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me. — LL Cool J
When you're in love it's beautiful. When you're not it's just dirty filthy sex. Loveless sex has no true spiritual meaning deep inside your soul.… — Christopher Pike
I also remember when I watched Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer [1990] at, like, age 15. That scared the crap out of me. Because… — Christopher Bollen
I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not. — John Travolta
And for me the only way to live life is to grab the bull by the horns and call up recording studios and set dates… — John Frusciante
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that… — George William Curtis
I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns. — Ella Fitzgerald
I love horns, and the bigger the band, the better it sounds to my ear. — Levon Helm
With horns and a full rhythm section, the drums always looked like the best seat in the house. — Levon Helm
It is said that love makes the world go 'round - the announcement lacks verification. It's wind from the dinner horn that does it. — O. Henry
I hate to blow my own horn, but I gave a lot of people fits. — Bo Jackson
You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses. — Pamela Hansford Johnson
When I found the music of Monk I finally found music that fit that horn. Every one of his tunes fit it perfectly. — Steve Lacy

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