"Remember when you were a kid and the……" — Jules Feiffer
"Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed. You think boys grow out of not liking girls, but we don't grow out of it. We just grow horny. That's the problem. We mix up liking pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to do with the other."
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Imagination continually frustrates tradition; that is its function.
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We want playmates we can own.
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