"I've seldom seen a horny player walk into……" — Johnny Bench
"I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living."
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19 Quotes by Johnny Bench
Johnny Bench has 19 quotes on this site.
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A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it…
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I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.
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Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
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They only delivered the newspaper once a week where I lived in Oklahoma, and those people lived and died with…
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So, yeah, I can say I always set my expectations so high that I had a lot to live up…
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You know, when you can play with the greatest players of that particular era, you look forward to going to…
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Well, you know, Pudge Rodriguez, obviously is as good as it gets.
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There are too many false things in the world, and I don't want to be a part of them. If…
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My dad owned a propane company in Oklahoma.
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I pulled cotton at 6 years old and worked on the peanut farm and paper route.
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My biggest moment was winning the World Series because everyone in my town was able to feel he was a…
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It was not me failing that I was scared of. It was failing those people back home who believe in…
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More Bar Quotes
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one of 855 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and…
— Andrea Bocelli
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The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that…
— Conrad Black
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
— John Boehner
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
— John Boehner
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
— Edward de Bono
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
— Brandon Boyd
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
— David Brenner
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
— Malin Akerman
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I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of…
— Jimmy Buffett
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar…
— Jason Aldean
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