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And now she was just Gabby, currently staying in a dreamy, magnificent castle in Scotland with a Fae prince who did all kinds of non-nasty,… — Karen Marie Moning
This isn't animal experimentation, where you an imagine some proportionate good at the other end of the suffering. This is what we feel like eating.… — Jonathan Safran Foer
The wolf in him demanded he kick (the door) down and claim her. The man in him just wanted to hold her close and protect… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny. — Sherry Argov
To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny;… — Neil Gaiman
Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of… — Karen Marie Moning
I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace. — Sylvia Day
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need… — Adi Da
Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny. — Patti Smith
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk… — Unknown Author
Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case… — Friends
I'll fucking thong yah mate!! ^.^ best movie hahah true aussie bogans HousosVsAuthority SunnyVale4LifeMate COME AROUND HERE SHAKING YOUR FUCKING ANOREXIC ASS MAKIN' MY MAN… — Tamika-leeigh
Never make decisions when you are hungry, angry or horny. — Nikhil Saluja
3 Rules to live by : don't shop when you're hungry , don't date when you're horny , and don't update your status when you're… — Melchor Lim
Dear mark zuckerburg .. Could u kindly change the pokes tab to d I just wanna fuck u tab .. urz truly That Fat horny… — Joey Bones
SEnd me a picture of U! — Mharwhyn
It appears that your intellect has not yet grasped the contexts at hand or even anticipate the conclusion of the subject/ you and me engaging… — Londa Ntombela
Which baby are you? FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy… — Luna
Being hungry and going to a fancy-gourmet restaurant is like being horny and going to a strip club. You are going to spend a ton… — Brian Skynet
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. — SangFroid Stalker
The best way to describe this book is: John Gray + 50 Shades Of Grey = The Secrets Your Mama Didn't Tell You About MEN — Cv Pillay
I eat language, it's like pumpkin soup for me. Even my tongue concludes I'm obsessed. Words are sex to me, I get horny learning new… — Jeremy Limn
Yo, I took you out but sex was on my mind for the whole damn route. My mind was in a frenzy and a horny… — A Tribe Called Quest
I'm hoppin out Ferraris, my house is three stories. I'm still independent cause Jive couldn't afford me. The meetings were boring, for real I was… — Lil Flip
I'm a use my three wishes, I'm very superstitious. No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bitches. — SPM

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