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John Sandford has 14 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.
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I've always been sort of interested in the rural countryside. Things happen out there that are very strange to city dwellers.
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Just go outside and look at something and write it down and you'll find it is a very nice piece of writing.
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Most people like a little sex in their novels.
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Most people who are trying to write kind of sit in their basements and pull it out of their imaginations.
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There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting.
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When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make…
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With most of my books, I'll actually go out and look at the setting. If you describe things carefully, it kind of…
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You have the feeling that if you get a Pulitzer, you're somehow set for life.
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Well, I am becoming doddering and old but I have - I'm writing two books a year now. It's like 220,000 words…
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They don't have a lot of crime in the countryside other than theft. But every once in a while, things turn ugly,…
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Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7
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As a horn player, the greatest compliment one can get is when a person comes to you and says, 'I heard this…
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I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play.
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I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
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Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.
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And blessed are the horny hands of toil.
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There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
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No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him. There is always work, and tools to work…
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
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Mine is the horny hand of toil.
— John Singer Sargent
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Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back.
— Propertius
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