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O. Henry has 63 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old…
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There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth's burden is lightened by as much of…
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There is no well defined boundary line between honesty and dishonesty. The frontiers of one blend with the outside limits of the…
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There is a saying that no man has tasted the full flavor of life until he has known poverty, love, and war.
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There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to…
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
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If there was ever an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptouwn on the Hudson called New York
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If a person has lived through war, poverty and love, he has lived a full life
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There are stories in everything. I've got some of my best yarns from park benches, lampposts, and newspaper stands.
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Write what you like; there is no other rule.
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It ain't the roads we take; it's what's inside of us that makes us turn out the way we do.
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Bohemia is nothing more than the little country in which you do not live. If you try to obtain citizenship in it,…
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As a horn player, the greatest compliment one can get is when a person comes to you and says, 'I heard this…
— Clarence Clemons
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I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play.
— Herb Alpert
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A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond
— Pete Edochie
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I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
— Johnny Bench
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Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.
— Robert A. Heinlein
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And blessed are the horny hands of toil.
— James Russell Lowell
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There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
— Colleen McCullough
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No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him. There is always work, and tools to work…
— James Russell Lowell
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
— Tucker Max
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When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
— Penelope Spheeris
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Mine is the horny hand of toil.
— John Singer Sargent
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Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back.
— Propertius
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