Best Horny Sayings

115 Horny quotes by 97 unique authors

Mainly I was able to perform with music - I played the French horn, I would sing, and I was a drummer in the pipe… — Ewan McGregor
Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas. — H. L. Mencken
Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you… — Charlie Parker
If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn. — Charlie Parker
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. — Gilda Radner
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. — Will Rogers
If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all… — Carlos Santana
One bites into the brass mouthpiece of his wooden cudgel, and the other blows his cheeks out on a French horn. Do you call that… — Franz Schubert
I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train,… — Don Van Vliet
I wish I could score everything for horns. — Richard Wagner
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out. — Tom Waits
I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano. — Norman Wisdom
You never toot your own horn. — Zakk Wylde
My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that… — Lalu Prasad Yadav
There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears… — Cecily von Ziegesar
For the first time in longer than I can remember, I feel peaceful. Not happy. Not sad. Not anxious. Not horny. Just all the higher… — Chuck Palahniuk
Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe. — John Sandford
Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay thick and heavy… — Lora Leigh
Since i couldn't remember the "real" first time i'd lost my virginity, this would have become my de facto first time. I wanted a better… — Gabrielle Zevin
Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah, so?” “He’s being… — Becca Fitzpatrick
What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in… — Jennifer Crusie
OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?! — Natsuki Takaya
Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in… — Kim Harrison
Being nice? He’s being horny. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Who Wrote These Horny Quotes

97 authors contributed a total of 115 Horny Quotes, led by these top contributors:

Best Horny Sayings

More Ways to Read Horny Quotes

Who Wrote These Horny Quotes