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132 Old Lady quotes by 121 unique authors

You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old… — Rachel Caine
And that's when I realized that there's really two ways people cry. You cry when you're sorry for yourself, and then you cry when you… — Fuyumi Ono
My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I… — Johnny Depp
She’s an old lady,” Barron says. “And she’s been locked up for years. Let her have some fun. She needs to blow off steam. Seduce… — Holly Black
She's an old lady and she's ill. You just hold your head high and be a gentleman. Whatever she says to you, it's your job… — Harper Lee
Sherlock: You're keeping a SCRAPBOOK. Only old ladies and pre-pubescent girls keep scrapbooks, John. John: It's not a scrapbook, Sherlock. I'm collecting papers relevant to… — Guy Adams
You can't just boss bacteria around like that," said the younger Mrs. Hempstock. "They don't like it." "Stuff and silliness," said the old lady. "You… — Neil Gaiman
She's useful to me, I'm useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down of epic proportions. — Kelley Armstrong
I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple. — Helen Oyeyemi
The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine. — Judy Horacek
When I was 7, an old lady was driving too fast in my neighborhood and hit me with her car. I was running out of… — Rutina Wesley
I honestly kind of hate shopping. My favorite places to shop are rich old lady consignment stores. — Lykke Li
Our lady the Common Law is a very wise old lady though she still has something to learn in telling what she knows. — Frederick Pollock
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy… — Monty Python
If it were a person, it would be a woman, a very dignified old lady. She is beautiful. She is royal. She has kept her… — Malcolm Miller
Dressed up like a old lady, uzi under my first dress.Surprise yo ass like a baby...taking his first steps. — Lil Wayne
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons:… — Madea
Why do people say they want to sleep like a baby, when babies never sleep through the night. I want to sleep like an old… — Brii Ann
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO! — SangFroid Stalker
That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say. — Vicki Lawrence
Sometimes in my class I have people come in and do monologues inspired by people they know and I always find that to be useful… — Amy Poehler
Righteousness is a father teaching his kids that whats better than wealth is a respect in self. A pistol packing old lady standing up to… — Lupe Fiasco
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard — Eastbound And Down
I`m the murderer and the victim the licence with the gun. I`m a sad and bruised old lady in an ally in a slum. — Unknown Author
Well fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister. -Old Lady — Friday

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