"You know that you are a teacher when……" — Jeff Foxworthy
"You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children."
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97 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy has 97 quotes on this site.
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good,…
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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
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It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
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I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of…
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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife…
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not…
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If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get…
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We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that…
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When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory…
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I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!
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More Children Quotes
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Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I…
— Asia Argento
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Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them…
— Aristotle
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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
— Aristotle
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There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads.
— Paul Auster
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Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.
— Dick Armey
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Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they…
— Richard Armour
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If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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To suggest that God specifically created a worm to torture small African children is blasphemy as far as I can…
— David Attenborough
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Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
— Margaret Atwood
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I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild…
— Margaret Atwood
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The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed a significant…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from…
— John James Audubon
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