"Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk……" — Eugene Mirman
"Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk."
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18 Quotes by Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman has 18 quotes on this site.
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I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or…
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Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks…
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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel.…
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On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just…
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Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive,…
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If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
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God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
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Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people.…
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I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is…
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What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie…
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If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.
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More Drunk Quotes
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one of 1,185 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
— Isaac Asimov
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
— Dave Attell
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
— Edward Abbey
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk…
— Charles Baudelaire
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I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just…
— Chester Bennington
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
— Ambrose Bierce
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically…
— Jim Bishop
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
— Ray Bradbury
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the…
— Joyce Brothers
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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