"Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to……" — Eugene Mirman
"Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get too excited when you read the Fountainhead 4.In times of recession, it is time for invention. 5.Things can kill you, so keep that in mind, you fearless know it alls."
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18 Quotes by Eugene Mirman
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I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or…
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Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks…
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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel.…
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On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just…
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Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive,…
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Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
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If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
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God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
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I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is…
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What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie…
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If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.
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People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old.
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I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own.
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I am afraid that the pleasantness of an employment does not always evince its propriety.
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I am more afraid of those who are terrified of the devil than I am of the devil himself.
— Teresa of Avila
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I just let the work speak for itself. An actor is not afraid to take risks; to put on different…
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Well, knowledge is a fine thing, and mother Eve thought so; but she smarted so severely for hers, that most…
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I grew up as a Mormon, and that had more of an impact on my values than my beliefs. I'm…
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Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck…
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Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.
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I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can't…
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
— Dave Barry
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I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.
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