"If things are really overwhelming and you need……" — Eugene Mirman
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18 Quotes by Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman has 18 quotes on this site.
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I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or…
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Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks…
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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel.…
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On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just…
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Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive,…
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Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
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God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
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Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people.…
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I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is…
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What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie…
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If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.
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