"If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself…" — Mark Lanegan

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• Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
• Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,… — Dave Attell
• A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
• It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk… — Charles Baudelaire
• I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just… — Chester Bennington
• Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
• Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce
• A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically… — Jim Bishop
• The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
• You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. — Ray Bradbury
• Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the… — Joyce Brothers
• We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski

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