"We got married drunk in Vegas . .……" — Janeane Garofalo
"We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something."
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79 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish.…
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People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just…
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Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I…
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There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show…
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You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid…
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All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to…
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Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think…
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To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker…
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