Married Drunk Quotes

2 Married Drunk quotes by 2 unique authors

• We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab.… — Janeane Garofalo
• If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val — Orson Scott Card

Who Wrote These Married Drunk Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Married Drunk Quotes as follows:

• 1 Married Drunk Quote by Orson Scott Card
• 1 Married Drunk Quote by Janeane Garofalo