Janeane Garofalo Quotes

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• Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
• I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets…
• People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.
• I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
• Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
• Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don't anybody…
• There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and…
• You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They…
• All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
• When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and…
• Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have…
• To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers…
• Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually…
• It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.
• This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
• Yes, I think lots of people are eager to obtain weapons of mass destruction. But there's no evidence that he (Hussein) has weapons of mass…
• ... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
• I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly…
• I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through…
• The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of…

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