Best Janeane Garofalo Quotes
- As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion. Actors
- We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab.… Apparently
- I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. Dark
- You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative. Botox
- Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected… Comfortable
- I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell… Entertainment
- Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston… All
- Is being an idiot like being high all the time? All
- I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness. Inspirational
- When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. Better
- To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting. Act
- When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' American
- Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!' Boy
- For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down. Down
- I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. Absolutely
- I do not enjoy when people don't like me. Enjoy
- I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. Casual
- I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip… Always Half
- I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy. Enemy
- I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook. Admit
- I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be… Both
- I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations. All
- I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well. Animated
- I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind. Accent
- I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much. Enjoy
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