Drunk Quotes

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Daytime television, you can tell whoâ€™s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either itâ€™s clinics for drying out drunks. Or itâ€™s law firms who… — Chuck Palahniuk
My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk I was. — Rumi
He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth. They were both… — Sherman Alexie
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. — John Green
While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed. — William Shakespeare
He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. I said his heaven… — Emily Bronte
Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today. — Kurt Vonnegut
So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a cliche, Ally McBeal… — Jennifer Weiner
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on the… — Noam Chomsky
So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly drunk. — Charles Baudelaire
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not… — Agatha Christie
As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk — Jack Kerouac
When young lips have drunk deep of the bitter waters of hate, suspicion and despair, all the love in the world will not wholly take… — Rudyard Kipling
But lately, when Iâ€™m drunk, I feel a hostility that Iâ€™ve never known before. It is a tension deep in my gut that makes me… — Koren Zailckas
the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk — Scott Westerfeld
Maybe Iâ€™m drunk right now, even though I donâ€™t remember drinking anything. When Iâ€™m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs you from your… — Carlton Mellick III
Anyone who has chanced like me to roam through desolate mountains and studied at length their fantastic shapes and drunk the invigorating air of their… — Mikhail Lermontov
Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. — Augusten Burroughs
The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other because neither of them was currently a particular engaging sight, nor… — Douglas Adams
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging by the way… — Iain Banks

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