Drunk Quotes

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Instructions for Adam Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your door keyes. Laugh.… — Jenny Downham
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter… — Anthony Bourdain
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman
I go to the saltwater and wash off the blood, trying to decide which I hate more, pain or itching. Fed up, I stomp back… — Suzanne Collins
If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't… — Banksy
And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a circle round him… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because… — Chelsea Handler
I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from… — Mitch Albom
He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink; his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible… — William Shakespeare
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's words.… — Joey Comeau
Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober. — Dorothy L. Sayers
All romantics meet the same fate some day. Drunk and cynical and boring someone in some dark cafe. — Joni Mitchell
Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. — Jay Asher
Jack, you've debauched my sloth. — Patrick O'Brian
Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew? — Craig Ferguson
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green
I thought you were a drunk." "A drunk?" "Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making a lot of… — Linda Howard
Your Majesty, you just-" Costis stopped. "Just what?" the king prompted wickedly. Nothing would induce Costis to say out loud that the king had almost… — Megan Whalen Turner

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