Drunk Quotes

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I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that. — Terry Pratchett
For a woman a man will do many things that he'd turn his back on in an instant when alone; things he'd back away from,… — Stephen King
the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk. — Cecily von Ziegesar
Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf… — George R. R. Martin
That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a department store: anything.… — David Levithan
In a field, I am the absence of field. In a crowd, I am the absence of crowd. In a dream, I am the absence… — Rachel Cohn
Catherine" she paused. I waited, tapping my finger on my desk. Then she spoke words that had me almost falling out of my chair. "I've… — Jeaniene Frost
Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have to get drunk… — Sergei Lukyanenko
Youth is an intoxication without wine, someone says. Life is an intoxication. The only sober man is the melancholiac, who, disenchanted, looks at life, sees… — W.N.P. Barbellion
She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't do anything," he… — Anna Gavalda
Anthony raised his red plastic cup to me and shouted something, but it was too hard to hear over the music. â€œWhat?â€ I called back.… — Becca Fitzpatrick
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man… — Ernest Hemingway
I could get drunk and run around Nashville naked. But I won't because I want to set a good example for my fans. I think… — Taylor Swift
I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a wall, with a… — George R. R. Martin
The horse seemed to bend time and space as he ran, blurring the landscape and making Frank feel like he'd just drunk a gallon of… — Rick Riordan
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony… — Rachel Cohn
I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation wasn't so much… — Ilona Andrews
And so tonight we're going to make the lie true, and when that's done, I'll bring the liquor back here and we'll get drunk together,… — Tennessee Williams
Everyone danced -- sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound. — Holly Black
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just drunk… — Richelle Mead

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