Drunk Quotes

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If I'm not the one thing you can't stand to lose, If I'm not that arrow to the heart of you, If you don't get… — Reba McEntire
It happens to us once or twice in a lifetime to be drunk with some book which probably has some extraordinary relative power to intoxicate… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
He hated it when adults told him he only felt the way he did because he was young. As if being young was like being… — Cory Doctorow
If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. — Chuck Palahniuk
Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the rosebush incident very… — Anna Godbersen
Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes its prey. They… — Ilona Andrews
It's always the mother's fault, ain't it?" she said softly, collecting her coat. "That boy turn out bad cause his mama a drunk, or she… — Lionel Shriver
Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. *takes sip and spits it out… — Steven Moffat
Jamie," I said, "how, exactly, do you decide whether you're drunk?" Aroused by my voice, he swayed alarmingly to one side, but caught himself on… — Diana Gabaldon
Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the Broken into thinking… — Ilona Andrews
Sheâ€™s drunk dialing contractors â€ Chloe said to Tara. â€œSomeone should stop her. — Jill Shalvis
Oh youâ€™re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley. — Ally Carter
There was a pause, static, a muttered "Give me that," by an indignant female. Then the normally quiet reserved Ashlyn was demanding, "Did you just… — Gena Showalter
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away… — Charles Bukowski
I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical, impenetrable separation between… — Patrick deWitt
On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played… — Walter Moers
Could man be drunk for ever Â Â Â With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning Â Â Â And lief… — A. E. Housman
Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave — Dan Buettner
It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously. — Haruki Murakami
You okay?" Anton asks, looking at me like he's trying to figure out if I'm drunk. His plans depend on me. I look as blank… — Holly Black

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