"Rumors said that if he got drunk enough,……" — Ilona Andrews
"Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the Broken into thinking he was Bigfoot."
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506 Quotes by Ilona Andrews
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No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.
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For a second I thought I might actually be alive," I said, looking at Nick's unshaven face. "Now I know-…
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Voshak's hair, a pale blond braid, which he bleached, was his trademark. It made him memorable. That's how the slavers…
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It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch…
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Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened.…
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Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that…
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The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from…
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On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.
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The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a…
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What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf.
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We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.
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More Bigfoot Quotes
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What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.
— Megan Fox
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Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?
— George Noory
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In a way, both the U.S. media and those wacky rioters in the Afghan-Pakistani hinterlands are very similar, two highly…
— Mark Steyn
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Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.
— Paul Rudnick
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Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave…
— Paul Rudnick
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I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary…
— Mitch Hedberg
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If incredible creatures like sharks can exist, why not Bigfoot? When I look at sharks, they're the most terrifying, monstrous,…
— Rachael Taylor
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I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I…
— Barry Watson
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The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really…
— Chris Van Allsburg
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A typical National World Weekly would tell the world how Jesus' face was seen on a Big Mac bun bought…
— Neil Gaiman
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Anytime there is a Bigfoot show, where they supposedly have recordings of him, I am watching. I love the idea…
— Allen Covert
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Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either
— Kendrick Cole
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