"A typical National World Weekly would tell the……" — Neil Gaiman
"A typical National World Weekly would tell the world how Jesus' face was seen on a Big Mac bun bought by someone from Des Moines, with an artist's impression of the bun; how Elvis Presley was recently sighted working in a Burger Lord in Des Moines; how listening to Elvis records cured a Des Moines housewife's cancer; how the spate of werewolves infesting the Midwest are the offspring of noble pioneer women raped by Bigfoot; and that Elvis was taken by Space Aliens in 1976 because he was too good for this world. Remarkably, one of these stories is indeed true."
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1,015 Quotes by Neil Gaiman
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In a land of immigrants, one was not an alien but simply the latest arrival.
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Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
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I don't believe that there are aliens. I believe there are really different people.
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The Alien bill proposed in the Senate is a monster that must forever disgrace its parents.
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