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• What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities. — Megan Fox
• Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca? — George Noory
• In a way, both the U.S. media and those wacky rioters in the Afghan-Pakistani hinterlands are very similar, two highly… — Mark Steyn
• Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave… — Paul Rudnick
• I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary… — Mitch Hedberg
• If incredible creatures like sharks can exist, why not Bigfoot? When I look at sharks, they're the most terrifying, monstrous,… — Rachael Taylor
• I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I… — Barry Watson
• The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really… — Chris Van Allsburg
• Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out… — Ilona Andrews
• A typical National World Weekly would tell the world how Jesus' face was seen on a Big Mac bun bought… — Neil Gaiman
• Anytime there is a Bigfoot show, where they supposedly have recordings of him, I am watching. I love the idea… — Allen Covert
• Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either — Kendrick Cole

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