Paul Rudnick Quotes

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• There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
• I think people who make checklists are the most miserable and alone because they are looking for the perfect Entenmann's that is delicious and has…
• Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.
• Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.
• I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.
• Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.
• I was once all by myself in a house on Fire Island. Where I compared the original cast recordings of two different versions of The…
• Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern…
• I work sometimes from outlines, which are immediately abandoned. Sometimes, when I'm trying to find the characters, I'll sketch things out a bit. Sometimes, outlines…
• Writing is 90% procrastination. It is a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and…
• As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching…
• Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced…
• Dysmorphia is when someone looks in the mirror, and sees something else. While I studied my own whatever I was, I decided that maybe everyone…
• wait," I said. "so you're saying that you proposed to me because I'm a mess and I'm a person and because we need each other,…
• Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins to…

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