"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem.……" — Mitch Hedberg
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."
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Mitch Hedberg
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163 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.
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Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.
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I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I…
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The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really…
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Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either
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