"If rain is God crying, I think God……" — Chuck Klosterman "If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus." — Chuck Klosterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 0.0 avg (0 ratings) Cry Quotes Crying Quotes Crying I Think Quotes Drunk Quotes Girlfriend Quotes God Quotes God Crying Quotes His Girlfriend Quotes I Think Quotes Rain Quotes Slept Quotes Think Quotes Think God Quotes Thinking Quotes Zeus Quotes