"If a kid asks where rain comes from,……" — Jack Handey

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did'."

Jack Handey

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