Kid Asks Quotes
- If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if he asks why… — Jack Handey
- It would seem that not only is religion lacking in the schools - so is common sense. I wonder what a teacher is supposed to… — Ronald Reagan
- Our rule is: If it makes the parent laugh, and the kid asks why, that can't be an uncomfortable conversation. — Dan Povenmire
- A little kid asks my dad why that man is chopping down the tree. Dad: He's not chopping it down. He's saving it. Those branches… — Laurie Halse Anderson