"God is like a shitty girlfriend." — Louis C. K.

"God is like a shitty girlfriend."

— Louis C. K.

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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.

Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…

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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go… — Drew Barrymore
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. — Joseph Addison
Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't… — Boris Becker
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. — Henry Ward Beecher
At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters… — Jacqueline Bisset
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. — Orlando Bloom
When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted… — Orlando Bloom
When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. — Elizabeth Bowen
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. — Leo Buscaglia
My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17… — Kirk Cameron
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for… — Drew Carey

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