Shitty Quotes

99 quotes by 88 authors

Ann Taylor - great name, great real estate, shitty business. Gap -great name, great real estate, declining business. J.Crew - Hellooo? Great name, better fashion… — Millard Drexler
Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country... — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Okay, maybe I'm not such a shitty writer. But I can't pull my ideas together, Van Houten. My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into… — John Green
I finally have the body I want. Itâ€™s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body. — Louis C. K.
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. — Karl Pilkington
I think love is something you figure out later on in life, and you have to make a lot of mistakes to figure out what… — Alexandra Daddario
Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band. — Moshe Kasher
It just seems like right now weâ€™re in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if itâ€™s a lousy opinion… — Jim Norton
Poets seem to write more easily about love than prose writers. For a start, they own that flexible â€˜Iâ€™â€¦. Then again, poets seem able to… — Julian Barnes
And all I could do while I listened to this dude tell me how punk rock saved his life was think, Wow. Why did my… — Chuck Klosterman
New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty. — Pharoahe Monch
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell. — Gerard Way
You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents… — Louis C. K.
The useless days will add up to something. The shitty waitressing jobs. The hours writing in your journal. The long meandering walks. The hours reading… — Cheryl Strayed
A good dream, is better than a shitty reality. — Blackbeard
I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of… — Maddox
I was pissed off about a lot of things...so much shitty rock â€™nâ€™ roll that angered me, and Pussy Galore was kicking against that. With… — Jon Spencer
Do Libertarians care about the poor? Well, we're not ladening them down with debt, we're not sending them off to God damned wars, we're not… — Stefan Molyneux
Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts? — Margaret Laurence
You either have a great social life and shitty taste in music, or a fantastic taste in music with barely any social life. — John Green

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